I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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