brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I have post one night stand depression
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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