i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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