Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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