Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It's shark week go big or go home
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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