tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
