Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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