But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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