got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just forgot I was standing up.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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