the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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