I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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