All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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