Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
youre lurking in front of me
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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