Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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