So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
