Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
i've created a new STD.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize