I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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