Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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