whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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