Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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