how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
