Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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