Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
