she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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