some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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