Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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