He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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