How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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