you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
There's always time for handjobs
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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