I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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