So drunk, too bad you don't want this
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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