dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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