Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Shame - the story of my life.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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