I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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