Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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