no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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