worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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