Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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