That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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