Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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