There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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