I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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