so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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