I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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