I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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