What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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