On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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