drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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