It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
