she smelled like a LAN party
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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