you turned your livingroom into a bong?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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