Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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