I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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