he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
what is it with giant penises always finding me
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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