I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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