Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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