yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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