Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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