You work out of a Hotel?
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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